Oh my God, I’ve just found my number two most anticipated title after Matt Reeves’ ‘The Batman’ for 2022. What?! This looks AMAZE-BALLS!

Trailer: Don’t Worry Darling – Littyscenes
Trailer: 2022 Movie Last Look staring Charlie Hunnam, Mel Gibson
Trailer: NO EXIT (2022)
And from Robert Eggers no less. Who woulda thunk it? Any cinephile familiar with the director’s body of work in the past decade knows a revenge Viking epic is the last thing you’d peg him for. He’s as arthouse as arthouse gets with obscure historical cult classics as ‘The VVitch’ and ‘The Lighthouse’ lensed in black and white and transcribed in the authentic poetry of Olde English. A refreshing change of pace to see him veer ever so slightly into a more commercial lane without compromising his integrity as one of our most reputable auteurs this 21st century.
“I will avenge you, Father.
I will save you, Mother.
I will kill you, Fjölnir.”
Though I have a hunch Mother might have had a hand in Father’s demise. Something about those shots of Nicole Kidman in character that raises an eyebrow. Her demeanor. More of malicious than good.
Starring Alexander Skarsgård as ‘Amleth,’ Nicole Kidman as ‘Queen Gudrún, Claes Bang as ‘Fjölnir,’ Anya Taylor-Joy as ‘Olga,’ Ethan Hawke as ‘King Aurvandill,’ Björk as ‘Seeress,’ Willem Dafoe as ‘Heimer the Fool’ and a host of others, here be the official synopsis –
“From visionary director Robert Eggers comes THE NORTHMAN, an action-filled epic that follows a young Viking prince on his quest to avenge his father’s murder.”
‘The Northman’ comes out APRIL 22, 2022. Another palindromic date that should be easy to remember. No matter, I’m there day one! Let the arrows fly!
And I’m signing out for the last time this time lol.